Fall is here, and you know what that means... Time to go outside and enjoy the splendor of the changing of the leaves? Absolutely freaking not. Go to an apple orchard? Yeah, nope. Pull on a cozy sweater and light a candle? Get real. Fall is here, and it's time to sit inside, scroll through your phone, and read some truly tremendous tweets. Life is short, read all the tweets you can. Lucky for you, we've done the hard work of collecting the absolute funniest tweets from this week. So here they are, the 13 best tweets of the last seven days. 1. The thing about a Big Steve's Special is that if you see it on a menu then you should absolutely order it.Tweet may have been deleted 2. Every ad is for some app that needs all of your identifying information. But you WILL get .03 percent cash-back at participating Walgreens locations.Tweet may have been deleted 3. Oh, so everyone loves me? Amazing, I'll take it.Tweet may have been deleted 4. Some tweets are just perfect. This is perfect.Tweet may have been deleted 5. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't think you were going to take it there, your honor.Tweet may have been deleted 6. Just a certain kind of person who posts online too much.Tweet may have been deleted 7. I love it here.Tweet may have been deleted 8. Please understand that NyQuil chicken is a joke and should be treated as such.Tweet may have been deleted Related Stories
9. I think I will use this time to learn to play the guitar.Tweet may have been deleted 10. One of many good alleged Adam Levine DM memes.Tweet may have been deleted 11. And another.Tweet may have been deleted 12. Obligatory dril tweet for you.Tweet may have been deleted 13. And finally, this.Tweet may have been deleted |
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