Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, Twitter keeps on going, buddy. It is a never-ending, always-updating beast of a social platform. You cannot stop it.

So, anyway, people tweeted this week. They tweeted a lot. And, as per usual, we collected the absolute best and funniest posts and compiled them into one curated list. You're welcome. Here they are: the 14 best tweets of the week.

1. Aww, how quaint of you, you old timey pal.

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2. When I get it perfect the first try? I am better than everyone on Earth. It's that simple.

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3. Just going to drop this one here and walk away.

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4. A classic poster's conundrum.

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5. They are coming for the best pieces of bacon, and I simply cannot allow them to get away with such a crime.

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6. I watch this guy's TikTok pretty often. It's cool as hell.

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7. An obligatory dril tweet.

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8. This would be my daily life if I were a lawyer.

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9. Technically, this is true.

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10. Another joke at Elon's expense.

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11. The haters are apoplectic over this, and I simply cannot stop it.

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12. This is a wonderful and true observation.

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13. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no doubt, no doubt.

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14. And finally, this.

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